We found pretty peaches, blueberries, corn, heirloom tomatoes, green beans
and beets at ‘The Little Farmstand’ at Spring Close Farms in East Hampton.

I guess a farmer’s patience runs out once the crop is harvested. A sign behind the counter read
“Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy”.

Close by is the EECO stand (renting garden patches to the community) selling avocados for $4.50 a piece (WHAT?).